Sometimes I feel like the only guy on the Earth that doesn’t care about cars! Maybe that’s because they just haven’t been reliable for me and keep breaking down. I suppose if you constantly like fixing things, that’s fun?

I also don’t enjoy the stress of driving in heavy traffic or harsh conditions. It often feels like a monsoon in Florida during the summer. I’ve had to drive in feet of snow for work as well, I still have nightmares from it!

Here’s a few examples of my luck with cars:

I’ve been in two accidents where the car was totaled.

Alternator failed when at a stop light right when it turned to green and caused traffic to halt until everyone got out to help push my car off the road

Car overheated and stalled out on the middle of the highway when it was 95 degrees

As soon as I got rid of my beater, the Jeep I inherited from my wife got a nail in the tire and had to replace all the tires

I wrote about a few of these experiences in a song. I present to you “I’d Rather Walk”.